STUMPTOWN. WAS. AWESOME!

Well, it'll be even more awesome tomorrow!

10-6 Portland Convention Center
$5 all day pass.

Fuckin' be there or eat my poop.

I don't know how into this y'all might be. But today is my birthday.

I heard somebody is coming home today ... who could it be? Could it be ... SATAN!?!!

No, every church goer knows that God made it illegal for Satan to travel without a passport on Sundays.

So who is it?

Oh yeah! IT'S ME!

Next time any of you talk to me, it's because I'm in Damn Portland!

Hey dudes. Kevin here. Bringing you the hits of yesteryear with the pizaz of today!

I don't think I did ANY of those things that I said I was going to do in my last post, but oh well. I ordered a Longboard and I'm totally stoked to get it, ride it around, smash in Zombie heads with it ... you know, the usual ( Read more... )

Hello dear reader! It is I, your Kebbin again! I'm still here on Monster Island. The tourist season is almost over, thank God, and I'll be winding down with it (I hope.) These last couple days have been incredibly stressful at work, we've been completely slammed all day every day. Not that we couldn't handle it, but more that it was a high ( Read more... )

Hey, in case anyone was wondering, I AM still alive. I got a new job in less than a week after I was fired from my last one. I got hired as a dishwasher in the kitchen of one of my favorite restaraunts here, and within a week I was promoted to prep chef (since then I've been promoted to line chef, pay raise included) ... they love me there, the ( Read more... )

Don't anyone tell my mother, but I got fired today ... on my day off (today) I got the call. So tomorrow, I guess I start searching all over again ( Read more... )

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For those of you who like to know things about stuff. I am now a couple weeks employed and on Thursday I'll be moving into an apartment with my friend Joshua and his dog Tilford. It's an apartment converted out of an old horse barn that was built 150 years or so ago. The guy we're renting it from is a wood-worker/carpenter by trade, and he ( Read more... )

Hey everybody, thought I'd stop in and say "hi" using the internet.

Hi.

Dorito's just don't taste the same without peanut butter and jelly being involved somehow.

Lemonade as well.