Dear Rutgers students

[little_licks]

Please stop inquiring about a position that the job posting makes clear that you will not be considered for. Calling me and trying to argue your way into an interview will not impress me. In fact, it may just annoy me. I have many other things to do today besides tell biology, economics, and electrical engineering majors why they're not

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[romann]

But...but its economics. ECO-FREAKIN'-NOMICS! Basically the same as chemistry!

[little_licks]

I know, right?

I mean - I know people with English degrees who have become great engineers...after 10 years working as a line operator.

But still...and this dude called. He actually called. I admire his moxie for calling, but...what did he expect?

[arafel]

I could see a biologist trying to sell him/herself, but an economist? What.

[little_licks]

To be fair, he was "on the premed track."

I still tossed his resume, tho. :)

[novacainekiss]

Just start speaking to them in a mix of all the languages you know to confuse them until they hang up wahaha ^-~

Can I has a job? I am learn-ed in psycholloogy!

[little_licks]

"psycholloogy" = is that when you think gobs of phlegm at people? ;)

[chikwithscourge]

i haven't even graduated college, can i have this job? i'm good at scribbling on paper and looking busy.

[little_licks]

More importantly than looking busy - how do you look in a microminskirt and spike heels? ;)

[chikwithscourge]

actually, apparently really good.

can i just walk up and down the aisles trolling for dollars?

[little_licks]

lol, well duh. :)

You can do whatsoever you like at my company, darlin'. Tho I must warn you that at 4.5 employees, we don't have any aisles. :)

[greensilkchai]

actually, what is this job? my roommate is a chemist, and is always on the lookout for new opportunities.

[little_licks]

Nothing your roomie would be interested in. We're looking for chemistry grunts to do really repetitive technician-level work.

Are you coming up for Sarah's graduation?