I am so...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I broke ___judgement_'s X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I helped nedian_hippie across the street (6 points). In July kachousen and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I bought porn for cactuar_bouncer (10 points). In February I put money in icefighter's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-32 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
little_master_
C'mon now, there's no way chaos is naughtier than I am! XD
Speaking of which, man, you've been here longer than I have, and you still didn't know how to use the freaking washing machines? -_-;