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[little_sausage]

I saw the weirdest pair of knickers at Target. They were one of those irritating 'slogan' pairs and they said Your boyfriend is staring.

Let's think that through. In order for the boyfriend to be there with a girl in her underwear to be able to stare at the same time the girlfriend is there and able to read that cutting message, the three of you

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[dynamicgirl]

I saw these too and wondered the same thing! I wanted to buy them to see the reaction ;-)

Funny post.

[desultir]

it could be for when you're seducing a gay guy

just to toy with his head

[little_sausage]

I do that often (the seducing a gay guy part).

[reelprincess]

I agree ... there are a few more scenarios here.

If the girl with the panties is trying on clothes with her two gay friends (think Queer Eye) and those two gay friends just happen to be dating, but the girl with the panties is really hot and therefore one of the guys may turn straight for her, then the panties are a sign the guy may need to have a closer eye on his boyfriend.

Alternatively, the girl with the panties could be playing strip poker and is down to her panties ... this could mean
a) that she needs to warn the girlfriend that the boyfriend is staring at her panties
b) that she is using it as a way to indicate that the boyfriend is staring at someone else's cards therefore cheating in order to get everyone else naked
c) that the girl with the panties is telling the girlfriend who is naked as a result of the strip poker that the pantie girl is hotter because the boyfriend is staring at her instead of the naked girlfriend.
Hmmm ... perhaps I am over-thinking ... I hate these message panties!

[dynamicgirl]

I love the number of times you used the word panties ;-) I love that word!

The first scenario was that Chuck and Larry movie thing - I could imagine Jessica Alba in those panties when the "straight" gay guy was watching her get down to her panties. That would have been a funny twist to a not so funny movie!

Maybe our male friend who likes to sport a mankini at the beach could buy them and wear them on our beach holiday?! And I'm sure "your boyfriend is staring" could apply as everyone on the beach would be staring.

[dynamicgirl]

No, wait... that's straight "gay" guy.

[little_sausage]

Haha, awesome! My favourite is the strip-poker scenario where the boyfriend's cheating at cards.

And yet ... even with these 5 or more possible scenarios, they still seem like quite 'niche' panties, don't they...?