Warning: May Contain Peanuts

[little_spyke]

I'm not sure what concerns me more, the fact that the little packet of lightly salted peanuts I purchased from the vending machine today may contain peanuts, or that it may contain peanuts

Comments

[cptcaveman]

peanuts have hearts??, is it kinda like the little knot in the middle of a seed that i was always taught was more like the brain of the operations??

[foxtoy]

The package of peanuts saying that there may be peanuts in it is like the cup of coffee you order from a fast food joint that says, "Contents are hot" No shit?!!?? I ordered HOT coffee? DUH!
People and their Goddamn lawsuits have turned us into morons. No wonder the Europeans hate us so much. ;P

[little_spyke]

My current favorite warning is the can of Veet Hair Removal Gel that says "for external use only" ... I guess my internal hair has to stay!

[foxtoy]

Internal hair. EWWWWWW

[mophrog]

peanuts have 'hearts'?
learned something today.
I take it if you are asking for friday ... you must have the weekend off

[little_spyke]

Yep yep! Done at 5 on Friday ... off until Monday! YAY for me!!!!

[grapelaffytaffy]

I learned something new today..I wasn't aware peanuts had hearts.

Hi

[beautiful_glass]

You don't know me at all, but I found you by random-ness, I was bored, and I read and added you, hope you don't mind, at least your life is more entertaining than mine :) Did you eat the peanuts after you discovered that they may have been in the bag? Or did you eat them before you discovered that? While Sasha and Bella are adorable, I myself am not a ferret person, I bought my ex one once, and he loved the ferret more than me, bastard...anyways, the whole point of the comment was to let you know that I added you, sorry for the ramble :)

Re: Hi

[little_spyke]

Welcome. I've added you back so you can read all the boring stuff to!