Please, if you just make it go away, I promise I will never do it again.

For as long as I live.

I mean it.

We are broke.

Flat broke.

BUT

We are done X-mas shopping.

And if I do not see the inside of another mall for months, I will not be unhappy.

I was complaining earlier about the PMS symptoms I seem to have inherited from D, when she told me that she had cramps too. I was surprised, and said that she really shouldn't, as it wasn't PMS time for her ...

That's when she told me they were "symphony cramps!"

Things that are older than C-

• Ball Point Pens are older than C-
• Chewing Gum is older than C-
• Kool-Aid is older than C-
• Nail Polish is older than C-
• The Paperclip is older than C-

I'm not sure what concerns me more, the fact that the little packet of lightly salted peanuts I purchased from the vending machine today may contain peanuts, or that it may contain peanuts ( Read more... )

It rained.

*sigh*

In place of content, I give you ...

( Evil Cuteness )

Do you know why people buy beds? So they do not have to sleep on sofas ( Read more... )

D just spent the better part of an hour looking for the TV remote, which she finally found ... in the printer.

???

My Steelers are on TV! Playing the Eagles in pre-season. And winning!

It almost makes Monday a good day ;)