HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.

Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

I'm sitting in a tea shop ( Read more... )

i'm browsing the tools on ebay

either the t's finally gone to my brain or i'm turning into my mother

k. surreal just hit new hights. tres atkins. opening nashville star (don't ask, the tv was just left on)

"she's got it going on, like donkey kong.
honky tonk g'danky dank."

white trash is sampling hip hop.
it was bound to happen
i just can't believe he could pull off hetero in painted on jeans

talking to my lovely koren informant, marveling at how many people seem to suddenly have things going for them again... she told me that according to the chinese zodiac, the last three years were supposed to be the worst three years in a 600 year cycle for anyone born in the year of the dog. given that that would be most people i know... i don't ( Read more... )

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so i've got this weirdness. and i'm hoping one of you beautiful people might be able to explain a)what the fuck is going on, b) how on earth i fix it ( Read more... )

why is my bed so cold?