that these weren't allowed to be accurate?

The Onion Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Your self-destructive behavior resumes this week when you run out of anything else to destroy

i was racing to school today, thinking about the billion midterms/chapters/general assignments i should've been finishing this weekend (but got distracted, as per usual ;>), feeling the stress begin to literally pull me down when i passed the stress-test scientology station at times square ( Read more... )

i had a barefoot woman cook me dinner. i'm beginning to get the appeal of this whole patriarchy thing


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i played diy toyshop tonight fueled by bad jungle& redbull. i think i scared my roomates. one of them actually backed out of the bathroom when she saw what was in the tub. and i think i'm in love with electrical tape. black electrical tape ( Read more... )

Again& Again ( Read more... )

a certain puppy kept barking and barking until i signed up for this thing. so here i am. hm.