lame
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?
2
2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done?
6
3. Ever been cheated on?
yup. though one only sort of counts. and the rest are not confirmed (technically)
4. Ever paid for sex?
No.
5. Ever been married?
No thank you
6. Ever been divorced?
nope
7. If you had to pick one, whats your fave sexual position?
whichever causes me to shoot buckets of cum.
8. Do you own any guns?
did I not invited you to the gun show? Gym. After work. Monday. Be there.
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
no, but I have had s/os who have!!
10. Ever been in rehab?
nah. rehab is for quitters.
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace?
nope. OKCupid though? yes.
13. Truthfully…
fuk the truth.
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
i missed this joke too cece. I would like to think I am missing out. but really I think people are just lame.
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you could?
Angelina Jolie. And Mila Jovovich. at the same time.
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
fuck no.
17. How many states have you lived in?
4
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
I told you about the gun show. fuckers come to bed with me every night.
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
yes.
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
nah. just the regular ghetto. rolled thru the harsh ghetto on the way though.
22. Ever cheated on someone?
yes. I am a bad person.
23. Ever been paid for sex?
No.
24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone?
nah.
25. Ever bang your friend's man/woman?
I plead the 5th?
26. What is your IQ?
eh. enough to get me into AG. barely though. and I am sure it has dropped. damned life. and bad decisions.
27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked little kids?
wha?!?!?! fuck no!!!!
28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
Of course.
29. Fake tits or real tits?
real please. mine are aweomse.
30. Ever watch someone die?
No.
31. How long has it been since you had sex?
fuckin ages. like... over a month. the hell. I am stressed. this means I need sex.
32. Name your favorite beer?
good stuff. I often like microbrews. it often also depends on my mood.