i never swore. i just make a tiny easily broken promise.
yesterday i thought (completley seriously) that if i ever have a son i would do well to name it owen. but dont be too flattered. because by son i mean hydrangia plant. and i hate hydrangias.
Owen, please don't write anything about me, this is just a post in response to the fact that Katie wants to name a doomed plant "Owen." I think it would be funny, and I am 100% positive I have told both of you this before, that Ross should have a child named Owen and he should start a two man show with Omen Sade. Just wanted to put that out there.
1. Your "song" is Total Eclipse of the Heart 2. Try to be a decent human being for two minutes 3. Red, like blood 4. Hmmm...this is a tough one... 5. You getting up a theater meeting my freshman year and being like "Hi, umm, this is awkward..." I don't remember what the actual announcement was. 6. Flying squirrel 7. Do you think it's creepy at all how much you stalk me?
1. You know the Sims better than anyone I know 2. Reveal this job you're praying for so much 3. Purple 4. You know your Homestar. I gotta respect that. 5. Man, like when we were ten in Performance Art at CRCAP maybe? 6. Pelican 7. How exactly do you make those intense drawings of everyone?
2. It involves writing for a major website. I will tell you what it is in more detail if I get the job.
5. I didn't do Performance art until I was at least 12, but yeah...hey, check out Sam Collins's facebook album for some SERIOUSLY retro CRCAP pictures.
1. You got pied in the face one time and thus didn't talk to the culprits (Your Improv Soup buddies I believe?) for a good while. Or am I wrong? 2. Give Spencer a nickname (All of my ladies have nicknames, why shouldn't your gents?) 3. THE COLOR OF CAMP DAHAHAHA TOBY TOBY 4. You make Sharon an okay town after all. I could go on... 5. I think we both know this...breaking my heart at a very young age by picking Will DeSmit over me 6. Either a giant ant or a cat hopped up on H 7. Why didn't it ever work out between the two of us?
1. You are black 2. Please at some point try out for Mimi in some production of "RENT," it would make me laugh for the rest of my life 3. White. Really, really white. I'm just kidding. You know I hate the whites. 4. Your widdle face! Look at the face! 5. I think I met you at Bates dinner (yum) one time when you were sitting with Ashley, Katie and such. I thought, "Gosh, I like this girl, but I'm glad I don't have to live on the same hall with her." Looks like the joke was on me! I'm just kidding, you know you're the Loralei to my Rory. 6. A Martha-Kent 7. Are we gonna live together at SOME POINT?! Please?!
1. You let sketchy dudes like Julien take away your T-Shirts 2. I'm thinking you could easily shave only half your face and get away with it 3. No color could take away your New Year's Eve! 4. Your excellent pop-in-the-Hill House-room abilities (Some night on Conference week at about 4:30 in the morning, specifically). 5. Definitely "Useful Propaganda." And all the Tom Cruise jokes floating about. I bet those didn't get old, did they? Except in the Lampoon show, when it was very awesome 6. The one and only gorilla of my dreams 7. Has your outlook on life, I.E. what you thought was real and certain in life, changed for the better or the worse since "Promenade?"
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yesterday i thought (completley seriously) that if i ever have a son i would do well to name it owen. but dont be too flattered. because by son i mean hydrangia plant. and i hate hydrangias.
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2. Try to be a decent human being for two minutes
3. Red, like blood
4. Hmmm...this is a tough one...
5. You getting up a theater meeting my freshman year and being like "Hi, umm, this is awkward..." I don't remember what the actual announcement was.
6. Flying squirrel
7. Do you think it's creepy at all how much you stalk me?
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2. Reveal this job you're praying for so much
3. Purple
4. You know your Homestar. I gotta respect that.
5. Man, like when we were ten in Performance Art at CRCAP maybe?
6. Pelican
7. How exactly do you make those intense drawings of everyone?
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5. I didn't do Performance art until I was at least 12, but yeah...hey, check out Sam Collins's facebook album for some SERIOUSLY retro CRCAP pictures.
7. I'm really good at tracing.
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2. Give Spencer a nickname (All of my ladies have nicknames, why shouldn't your gents?)
3. THE COLOR OF CAMP DAHAHAHA TOBY TOBY
4. You make Sharon an okay town after all. I could go on...
5. I think we both know this...breaking my heart at a very young age by picking Will DeSmit over me
6. Either a giant ant or a cat hopped up on H
7. Why didn't it ever work out between the two of us?
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2. Please at some point try out for Mimi in some production of "RENT," it would make me laugh for the rest of my life
3. White. Really, really white. I'm just kidding. You know I hate the whites.
4. Your widdle face! Look at the face!
5. I think I met you at Bates dinner (yum) one time when you were sitting with Ashley, Katie and such. I thought, "Gosh, I like this girl, but I'm glad I don't have to live on the same hall with her." Looks like the joke was on me! I'm just kidding, you know you're the Loralei to my Rory.
6. A Martha-Kent
7. Are we gonna live together at SOME POINT?! Please?!
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2. I'm thinking you could easily shave only half your face and get away with it
3. No color could take away your New Year's Eve!
4. Your excellent pop-in-the-Hill House-room abilities (Some night on Conference week at about 4:30 in the morning, specifically).
5. Definitely "Useful Propaganda." And all the Tom Cruise jokes floating about. I bet those didn't get old, did they? Except in the Lampoon show, when it was very awesome
6. The one and only gorilla of my dreams
7. Has your outlook on life, I.E. what you thought was real and certain in life, changed for the better or the worse since "Promenade?"
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2. I did that for a piece in Hurlin's class this year.
3. You flatter me.
7. Well, during Promenade, I constantly thought I was dead. Now, at least when I sleep, I FEEL SO ALIVE! So I guess that's better.
Again--what kids are you working with this summer?
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