"Do as I say, and you'll live." --Sammy Jackson, "Snakes..."

[littlearkangel]

Yep, "Snakes on a Plane" was completely awesome. Thank God. Seriously. See it. Sam Jackson is everything he should be, the snakes are badass and insane, the violence is gross and excessive, and even the parts without the snakes on the plane are great. All the passengers fit these perfect clichés, the dialogue is perfect ("I need you to be

Comments

[luzfaisca]

I CAN'T WAIT!!!

my first date with a hot guy is seeing snakes on a plane

there's no question in my mind that these means good tidings for my romantic relationships

[apieceofthesun]

omg isnt lost AMAZING?!?!?!