In Honor of Valentine's Day...

[littlebee55]

This was sent to me today. It made me smile. I thought it might make you smile, too :)

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line.

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pi**ed.

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Comments

[satinlove_xoxo]

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head

My favorite!

Those are sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!

[littlebee55]

Haha! They cracked me up, too :) Some people are so creative, aren't they? I just love stuff like that.