because they call me up and say "find your passport, we're going to the bahamas tomorrow"

peace out.

my brother: "in america, the front of the money say 'in god we trust' in russia, they dont have money ( Read more... )

i need to find someone to take him to prom because he should be there, except that that might be weird for him..when he sees me making out with the world...what am i saying? hes already seen that ( Read more... )

ok, so drama club is still trying to save money for states (which is in 10 days, woot, woot!).  last night, we had a lip synch show, where  people got up on stage and, uhm, lip synched. and it was good and we made a lot of money. the reason that most of the kids came was to see the last act, which was three teachers (including one of my drama ( Read more... )

pratt ( Read more... )

man, im so fucking productive... i got three whole pieces done tonight. that means now im only... 3 behind! i dont understand how i keep doing work and keep being behind, its so depressing.. but everything will be done with after spring break, because im dropping psych for photo 2, which leaves my schedule at: ap portfolio, musical theatre, photo 2 ( Read more... )

yeah, im peeling like an m/f-er. i look like i have some creepy skin disease... the skin on my lower back came off in one big sheet, swear to god. thats disgusting, lets pretend i never said that ( Read more... )

ret-ro-mo: stuck in the 80s gay.  Wears a faux hawk and still listens to electroclash

vh1, you need to stop this shit.  hearing everyone squeel "thats so metro!" every time a straight boy bought a new pair of shoes or wore jeans that fit was bad enough.  if people actually start using "schlomo" and "bag" as slang (try it and die, jordan, i swear to ( Read more... )

my dearest mr. dubbya ( Read more... )

me:hey, stop stealing tampons and leaving them in my backpack...

brian:but they're pearl!

me: but i dont get my period...

brian: they're a present. because you're my favorite sister!

me: goddammit brian! i dont care how many tampons you leave in my backpack, i'm still going to college!

brian: noooo!!!