Out of the forest leapt a kangaroo, phallus in hand!

[littlebill7026]

If you ever venture to the forest

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Nary a word thing shall save from my wrath

[captainjizmo]

Upon the back wall
jazz was sprayed upon paul
He shrieked with grief
it was sexual, but brief

in the dark, he had to vent
it seemed he was pitching a tent
his pants ascended
he could not have pretended

a stranger's breath was felt
Swish, he released his belt
the closet was warm
this was the norm
the strangers eyes danced
as poor paul was pantsed

the man let out an excited squeel
this was surely his midnight meal
he grabbed for for some sweet cake
this was his only mistake

with grace and cunning
Paul went-a- running
out the door
he was not to be a whore

his boner, it flapped with grace and beauty
this was his civic duty
he grabbed a stick
and swung at the strangers dick

the scene was over and done
he had sure had fun
as he spilled his juice
he was enormous as a moose

Re: Nary a word thing shall save from my wrath

[molo17]

during a road trip i had to pee
as a truck stop came into sight
how convieninet could this be
i had just had a 2 liter sprite

upon entering the bathroom stall
i noticed something much to my fright
written in marker on the wall
said "manly lovin' here tonight"

i shrieked and spun around in fear
but sadly it was too late
big ruddy was here for my rear
ya that bastard wanted to mate

i scream and shouted
i kicked and pouted
i tried so hard to run

but i could tell
all too well
that big ruddy would have his fun

well i can clearly tell you this for sure
not for all the riches
i would never go through that again
plus those 6 needed stichess

Re: Nary a word thing shall save from my wrath

[sokold]

Wow. That was... Spectacular. I am speechless. By far, the best poem in the history. Salty, Erogenous, Phallic, and Sexual to boot!

Charles Barkley