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[littlebill7026]

NoLeafClover1337 (9:33:23 PM): Today we salute you, Mr. Garden Gnome Maker

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i like to polish statues that glimmer in the summer sun, and then my phallus has some fun

[captainjizmo]

In the sensual sunlight of my midnight plight, i have offered a sacrifice of 1 thousand glistening ass crabs. These crabs are most talented indeed. They have the unique ability of shapeshifting into any form that they feel shall b e useful.

This particular crop of crabs that was produced, will be useful by turning into big red radishes, that are very adept at infiltrating the hectic depths of the mines, where the scary herpes reside. They are a most devastating and deadly force to be reckoned with. If not stopped they will lead to the destruction of all Tim Horton's donut shoppes around the globe. this could lead to some very adverse sexual effects

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[greenpopsicles]

ahah billy u write the most randomess and cooliest stuff ahahah

[psyclops17]

ahaha YES!