So as it turns out, I'm still here online. I must enjoy staring blankly at the screen, because I am engaging in it more oftne than ever now ( Read more... )

I have decided I'm not going to be on the internet as much anymore. Why you may ask? Because when I am online is when I realize the true lack of life I have. I also notice how few friends I have. These two distinctions lead me to spend most of my time gazing blankly at the screen. Hell, I could be whacking off, or doing something else that is ( Read more... )

A decree has been passed down from the highest disciples of the Erogenous Crew. Shivvity-shivvity-shoop. This decree calls for mandatory education of all men, women, and children. Rabady-rabady-bip. Bring yourselves to a better understanding of true erogenous behavior ( Read more... )

1. Who are you ( Read more... )

I cry away this sullen night ( Read more... )

Nobody reads this, so you can all go to hell, and I'm going to Texas. Not really, cause the last person to say that died in the Alamo, and I'm not looking forward to that adventure. Oh right, but nobody gives two shits about this so I won't waste my time with it anymore. If you'd like to appeal to the higher court (myself), comment on it so it ( Read more... )

On a small side note I do still love the dearest Derosa...

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange ( Read more... )

Meow to all of you who have not visited before. I ask you to look upon my poetry and prose with an open mind, as well as the comments of my peers. A great lack of thought was used in their develpoment, and this dedication is part of what has made us what we are today ( Read more... )

What to say, when there are no words ( Read more... )