Evil stories for evil people

[littlebird4]

One upon a time in a land past hope and fear there lived... Katherine! The evil mole goddess!(removed due to questionable content) The moral of this tale kiddies is that the Caribou God rules all. 'Till next story time! Farewell!

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[littlebird4]

I would liken to point out that wrote these in the beginning of seventh grade, and had just started writing. I know they're very stupid, and I would never have posted except for the fact that my evil consort, katschmiddy uploaded it. Grrr... Time for her to die...

[katschmiddy]

You know you love it. You know you want me. Oh baby, oh baby, grrr.

[littlebird4]

Hey, that's my line! Well, you know what?! You walk like a gay man so ha!

[katschmiddy]

In the navy!