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[littlebitbad]

I AM BEATING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL IN FRUSTRATION NOW OKAY.

I am such a fucking moron. Okay so spazzing was a stupid idea and oh my GOD he is clearly a saint for wanting anything to do with me after that and oh fuck I have to call him and...be sober. NO DAWNIE NO DRINKING BEFORE THIS CALL. I am fucking cracking up here okay

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[twitchnosewitch]

Calm down sweetie, take a deep breath...

I'm glad your friends are okay.

[thewolf_inside]

Dawnie, breath please. It'll be fine.

And Ella. Ella is fine too. Cranky, but fine.

[littlebitbad]

I have to meet this Ella!

I'm breathing.

[key_to_me]

CLEARLY YOU ARE ALL WORRIED. And I think I can help on account of I've kind of been there only with less carving up older British guys.

Okay so. Trying to have a sane relationship after non-stop sex and craziness can be difficult. I SHOULD KNOW! While I have not been, per se, EVIL, I was a bit of a hellion in my day!! Just remember to um, take it slowly! Don't give it up on the first date NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO, DAWNIE, AND I MEAN THAT. That will only lead to fuckupses. And also be yourself, but be concious of his needs as well! For example if you take him to a hockey game and he does not like hockey (like a crazyperson) then take him elsewhere!! BE COURTEOUS AND FLIRTATIOUS, BUT NOT SLUTTY.

All in all I am not worried. I am sure you will be FULL OF AWESOME SAUCE and have all kinds of fun, okay!!

[littlebitbad]

OKAY. you are the best ever.

NO SLUTTINESS, CHECK.

[h_hollister]

Lord love little green crab apples, Dawnie, you're as screwed up as I am when it comes to this... Only, ya know, you're 15 and I'm pushing 30. *sigh*

Kiddo, you need to calm down. Don't worry about your past. You've moved on. You've made the choice to come the side of the White Hats. Part of that is now letting your past go and not let it trip you up when you wanna get all smoochy with somebody.

Also, what Key said. Keep yer bloomers on. Or I'll take you out behind the woodshed and whallop you good.

[littlebitbad]

I told you I have a screwed up love life. I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE ALTERNATE VERSION OF GILES.

I'm calm. Kinda. A bit. Maybe.

I'm going to call him and NOT be a slut.

[lust_for_life]

YOU CAN DO IT DAWNIE. YOU ARE AWESOME AND FUNNY AND NICE AND HE WILL BE LIKE "DAMN THIS ONE IS A KEEPER" AND YOU WILL GO ON MANY MORE DATES AND HAVE LOTS OF BABIES THAT HOPEFULLY DO NOT GROW UP IN A WEEK. We're rooting for you yay!!

[littlebitbad]

I AM NOT HAVING ANY MORE BABIES JP. ONE IS ENOUGH OKAY.

but the rest is ALL GOOD. Totally.