Fic: And Every Color Illuminates

[littleboycalico]

Title: And Every Color Illuminates
Word Count: 4760
Pairing: Pinto, K/S preslash if you squint
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Chris and Zach begin filming the sequel in Hawaii. Zach is buff. Chris daydreams.
Warnings/Genre: Fluff. Unbeta’ed.
Disclaimer: None of this is true.
A/N: Happy New Year! Written and posted in haste, so this might be a bunch of half-baked

Comments

[the_deep_magic]

Yay, you got in those 758+ words before midnight! ;o)

Oh, I love me some oblivious!Chris. And subtle!Zach.

“I don’t know! I never hit on anyone! People hit on me!” Zach throws his hands up. “I don’t know how to ask someone out on a date! I’ve always been the one asked on a date! Or I just get blowjobs in the men’s bathroom!” He begins stomping away.

Ha ha, this is probably true. Well, it is in my head. And I love the little K/S snippets. I'm glad this plotbunny wouldn't leave you alone!

[littleboycalico]

I barely snuck this fic in before midnight! I'm glad you enjoyed it! And I agree, bad flirt!Zach really amuses me for some reason. Thanks for reading and commenting! :D

[therumjournals]

OMG YOU WROTE ABOUT ZACH BEING BUFF AND RUNNING IN HAWAII. I LOVE YOU FOREVER.

Here are the things about this fic that will come true:

- Zach lifts weights while wearing an ugly striped tank top (already true)

- They jump into a genuine conversation, right before they begin snarking and gossiping like twelve-year-old girls. - also already true.

- Spock will run. Kirk's shirt will be ripped.

- chris will ruminate on zach's thick chest hair

- chris and zach will be obsessed with pineapples

- chris and zach will tussle in the ocean. boners optional. JUST KIDDING, BONERS ARE NOT OPTIONAL.

- “I don’t know! I never hit on anyone! People hit on me!" - kind of true, but not really, 'cause zach is a TOTAL PLA-YA.

- john will be bitter at not being invited to Hawaii

Bonus prediction: 2012 will be full of Star Trek rumors, blurry paparazzi shots, and PINTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :-D

[littleboycalico]

YAY! I'm glad you liked this fic! Thanks for reading and for your truly awesome comment! :D I love that you made a list of things that will come true. There needs to be some kind of fanfic Pinto prediction challenge for Pinto writers to sign up for. Like bingo or something. And the squares will have things like, Pinto get caught coming out of the same trailer looking all disheveled, paps get pics of them carpooling to work together, Zach runs shirtless in Hawaii, Chris pees on something.

Also, BONERS. :D

[therumjournals]

Oooh, that would be an awesome idea for a challenge! The center square should just read BONERS.