Okay, so the economy is in the crapper, everything is super expensive. Clearly I'll never find a job in LA or be able to afford living there, right? WRONG
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We'll be like the burrito stand man who started "El Charrito!" Eventually our little stand will turn into a yacht, and then a luxury cruiser, and we'll be taking people to "Taco Tossin' Island" [ ;) ;) ;) ] for Spring Break!
Funny, I just read today that LA is the skinniest city in the US, so job or no job, you'd fit right in!
I like the way you're thinking. No one has exploited the sea taco market. Plus, you could just fish while you're on the boat and then sell fish tacos, cutting down on your food costs.
The problem with a taco boat, however, is that you're excluding yourself from the land market entirely. What you need is a taco hovercraft that glides easily over land, sea, and small children, delivering tacos throughout the Bay area.
Also, a hovercraft will allow you to escape from pirates and Coast Guard officials, who could otherwise seize your taco booty.
I'm in! I'll help start up the Seattle branch in Elliot Bay -- only it will be salmon and lox that... float on a box! And the irony of a sea otter swimming over the salmon and lox would be well appreciated by the flannel-wearing pale folk of the Bay Area.
Also I don't believe that LA is skinnier than NYC! I think they just wear more bag-shaped dresses so people won't know!
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We'll be like the burrito stand man who started "El Charrito!" Eventually our little stand will turn into a yacht, and then a luxury cruiser, and we'll be taking people to "Taco Tossin' Island" [ ;) ;) ;) ] for Spring Break!
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I like the way you're thinking. No one has exploited the sea taco market. Plus, you could just fish while you're on the boat and then sell fish tacos, cutting down on your food costs.
The problem with a taco boat, however, is that you're excluding yourself from the land market entirely. What you need is a taco hovercraft that glides easily over land, sea, and small children, delivering tacos throughout the Bay area.
Also, a hovercraft will allow you to escape from pirates and Coast Guard officials, who could otherwise seize your taco booty.
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And the irony of a sea otter swimming over the salmon and lox would be well appreciated by the flannel-wearing pale folk of the Bay Area.
Also I don't believe that LA is skinnier than NYC! I think they just wear more bag-shaped dresses so people won't know!
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