yoga can shampoo my crotch

[littledva1284]

what did i ever do to deserve how rude sarah jane was to me tonite?

what did i ever do to deserve such an amazing boyfriend and best friend?

why are you so nice to me tyler...

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why are you so nice to me tyler?

[theredsea]

"what did i ever do to deserve such an amazing boyfriend and best friend?"

Well, your parents spent their whole life searching out mates with certain genetic traits in order to have better-looking children. So you really didn't do anything to get that boyfriend outside of being born, and perhaps bathing.

Tyler prob. wouldn't be your best friend if you were ugly. He probably wouldn't even talk to you. Therefore your friendship is an illusion as well that probably won't last for more than a year or so.

Sorry, this was a reality check. You may think I am lying. Nope, I just gave you a whole bunch of truth that people usually don't find out about until they are older because old people like to lie to younger people out romance for some dumb reason.

Re: why are you so nice to me tyler?

[theredsea]

So, a talented, young, and fresh individual should take advice from an old, washed out wanna-be rocker? Just 'cause there's no joy and love left in your life doesn't mean you should take it out on others. Your psuedo-'realistic' approach to life is probably why you haven't gone anywhere. Go be emo somewhere else, let us live our young, fun lives. Mon Congrats, all you did was make yourself look like an ass, and a sad one at that. I think your jealous. :)

PS: If you want to ream me out, I won't hide behind this, my email is DivineDreamerCM@aol.com, all thoughts should be sent there, thanks.

Re: why are you so nice to me tyler?

[littledva1284]

in all honesty, you're one of the only people i've met that actually has a realistic viewpoint as i do. ty and i have actually been friends since 7th grade--i'll upload my 7th grade picture in my next entry, and you be the judge of how attractive i was, lol. i'm not an ugly girl. but i'm not very pretty either...i'm very plain and on the awkward looking side. oddly, these have been the features tyler has grown to find attractive about me as we went through things together in our friendship. don't get me wrong, the idea the world has of love is total BS--everything's based on butterflies in the stomach and feelings; people think that's what love is. feelings are the most inconstant, shifting things in existance. 'love is unconditional' though, eh? this is why we have the 51% divorce rate. because it's all BS. you'll rarely find another more synical person regarding this topic than myself. sometimes even i'm not sure why i have this thing with tyler. but i know that we are truly best friends for a long time to come. and i

p.s.

[littledva1284]

on a more personal note, the physical relationship tyler and i have isn't even remotely sexual. no joke. just mild kissing. so there's really nothing for him in that either. it's much deeper than a friendship because it's little more than a friendship...if that makes any sense, haha.