The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: no
Do you party a lot? How often?: with....yeah not really.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: nope
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: hum...8 or more
Do you skip classes? How often?: i have once
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no....no...
Do you steal?: yeah, no...
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: watch out friday is near ;)
Do you drool over celebrities?: orlando bloom, justin...yeah
Do you watch a lot of TV?: i watch 4 hours a week
Do you ever watch the News?: too sad
Do you even care about world issues?: not really
Do you read books often?: yeah
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: not really...unless a C+ is a failing grade
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes ma'am
Do you smoke cigarettes?: nooo can you say PHLEGM?
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: malls are boring, and seven 11's are ceedy
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: actually i've gone pretty long periods without a crush on someone...
Do you cuss a lot?: not a lot but enough to make it bad
Are you desperate to fit in?: uh. a little
Are you intelligent?: haha i have potential
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: no
Black eyeshadow?:no
Black trenchcoat?: oh dear no
Black boots?: only for some concerts
Black fishnets?: i own them but...i dont wear them
Black nail polish?: once in awhile
Cigarettes?: no
Heavy metal music?: hehe sometimes
Marilyn Manson?: nooooooo
Kittie?: wtf? no.
Cradle of Filth?: ew no...too egh.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: ANGST...lmao
Do you like to be seen as: funny and sexy. also kinda...smartish.
Are you an intellectual?: um no.
An atheist?: not at all
Horrible home life?: i <3 my mom!
Hopelessly depressed?: hahah no...
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: or not
Self-mutilation?: wtf no
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: lmao three p's!
Big black boots?: FOR CONCERTS ONLY. sheesh.
Mohawk?: noooooo only for chris if he wants one
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: 7 on ears
Loud, confident and opinionated?: F*CK SOCIETY. haha just kidding, rock on 1ml
Wild hair colors?: pink tips would be cute...but no
NOFX?: i love nofx :)
Rancid?: egh
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: not really
A: is that supposed tyo be the anarchy symbol? ?!?! waaaaaaaaat?
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: 136 or something
Do you watch a lot of sports?: bball....superbowl por tom brady
Play a lot of sports?: field hockey and lax
Talk a lot about sports?: fhockey
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yeah
Are you arrogant?: i hope not
Are you a male or female whore?: yeah what a whore i am...look how many guys i can get.
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: ew no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: wtf are we describing marty anderson?^^
Boobs = yes?: they are there, but my fat takes the attention awaaaay
Parties = yes?: why not
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: uh no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: my hair takes awhile to straighten...but otherwise obviously no
Have you ever been on a diet?: yeah
How much did you lose: 20
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: yep haha
Make yourself throw up?: ew
Make-up?: no
Low-cut tops?: BE PREPARED FOR FRIDAY :)
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: b/c
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: only when talking to boys aha
Giggle a lot?: haha sure
What's the deal with boys?: hihowareyou
Thongs?: ow
Pretty bras?: i have...2
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: YM and Teen people
Who's the weaker sex?: boys
Are you a feminist?: no
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: hihowareyou
How often do you shave your legs?: lmao in winter every other month. in summer every 4 days
How about your armpits?: every 4 days
Are you emotional?: emo
Especially when on your period?: hahah