"Silent Night" is playing over the sound system.

It's depressing as fuck, I just want to go in the bathroom and hang myself.

Some customer just called me "Amanda" 7 times. Holy cow.. *starts collecting rope*

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I have an ASS of wrapping to do today. I hate Christmas.

Totally random post.. Skip over it if you want ( Read more... )

Well hello again and welcome to the eccentric ramblings of "some white girl ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 anxietycafes a-massaging.11 crazyronnies a-laughing.10 cubigtimers a-smooching.9 djepiphanys a-rubbing.8 fruitthiefs a-milking.7 habaneros a-skating.6 holdmybreaths a-sniffing.5 orange imfallingups.4 munching pyxylateds.3 Japanese sndchasrs.2 swan xtinabois.And a zarlothic in a coconut tree.Another ( Read more... )

No offense to anybody or anything, but I'll be a happy happy HAPPY person when Christmas is over ( Read more... )

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

I havent been up too long, I'm still in "grumpy miranda" mode and I *really* didn't want to come to work ( Read more... )

Here's a LiveJournal-related survey ( Read more... )