Idea stolen from hopeandmemory! I'm afraid these facts make me sound like a terrifying child but they're the more interesting aspects of my childhood. I wasn't always being this scary, I swear! Anyway, ( 10 facts about BB!Cristal. )
2. LOL REMEMBER THOSE GAMES LIKE BOYS CHASE GIRLS GIRLS CHASE GUYS? AHHH XD 4. AWW dinosaur hospitallll XD that is the cutest thing ever 6. holy fucking shit bloody mary made me not want to brush my teeth for years 7. FIFTH GRADE? o__o wha.. that's like. ten, eleven, right? NINE? was it with someone the same age or--? jalskjdlasj 10. ahh to be the oldest. D:
Hahahaa! I was ten or eleven I think... it was the summer before sixth grade actually, now that I think about it! And he was the same age as me :3 I have some hilarious stories about my childhood escapades, oh god...
Well, I'm TECHNICALLY middle child, but my older sister is so much older than me and she lived with us on and off anyways so I still had major dethronement issues! Did you brothers torture you bb? If they were half as terrible as I was to my little sister, that sucks so hard D:
5. i'm pretty sure we couldn't be friends at that age, lmao. i could never separate fiction and reality as a kid and you probably would've scared the bejesus out of me. on that note, i have never eaten honeysuckle, either. i just sell lotion that smells like it. 9. lmfao. that's my favorite one. 10. i hate going to confession! it's like, i already got yelled at by my mom for doing this shit, why do i have to have some creepy old man do it, too? besides, i don't think being mean to your sister or whatever is an actual sin. it's just a fact of life.
YOU HAVE NEVER EATEN HONEYSUCKLE?!!! Okay. We're going to address this right now. You need to find yourself a honeysuckle bush and pluck one of the flowers intact, make sure it still has the little green part at the end! Then very carefully with your nails pinch off the end, the part that would connect to the stem, but don't pinch too hard!! There's a white string inside and you gently pull that out, and a bead of honey will drip out and you drink it! IT'S DELICIOUS! I think I need to make an instructional youtube video about this.
P.S. I got the herbs for your bag today!! I'm going to make it tonight! :D
So you were in my dream last night, and as per my usual I remember nothing about it... Except I woke up remembering SMELLING you. It was one of the oddest sensations. HAI.
2) I would get CHASED by boys. I didn't really enjoy it. 6) I was always the kid that told the scary stories!!! I loved them so much and I would make shit up to scare the crap out of people. I think it's why I had no friends as a child. 10) I just gotta say, that as the youngest, it fucking sucks to get picked on like that.
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4. AWW dinosaur hospitallll XD that is the cutest thing ever
6. holy fucking shit bloody mary made me not want to brush my teeth for years
7. FIFTH GRADE? o__o wha.. that's like. ten, eleven, right? NINE? was it with someone the same age or--? jalskjdlasj
10. ahh to be the oldest. D:
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9. lmfao. that's my favorite one.
10. i hate going to confession! it's like, i already got yelled at by my mom for doing this shit, why do i have to have some creepy old man do it, too? besides, i don't think being mean to your sister or whatever is an actual sin. it's just a fact of life.
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P.S. I got the herbs for your bag today!! I'm going to make it tonight! :D
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6) I was always the kid that told the scary stories!!! I loved them so much and I would make shit up to scare the crap out of people. I think it's why I had no friends as a child.
10) I just gotta say, that as the youngest, it fucking sucks to get picked on like that.
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