The past three bags of baby carrots I've bought have tasted disgusting, and went bad alarmingly fast. I will not stand for this ( Read more... )

So I'm here at work, almost an hour and a half earlier than I usually am ( Read more... )

Update time! And also a personal to-do list ( Read more... )

So, my coworker Rich pulled out a $20 with a little stick figure on the back, standing on top of the white house, screaming "WRRRRYYYY!!" And he showed it to MJ and I, wondering WTF this was ( Read more... )

We've changed apartments... Same building, first floor, two bedrooms, ELECTRICITY INCLUDED, still pretty damn cheap ( Read more... )

Hoy bjeesuz, I haven't updated in a while, or even read the backlog of friends entries ( Read more... )

3-4 Chicken Breasts ( Read more... )

Why do people talk like absolute effin' retards when commenting on pictures at http://icanhascheezburger.com? It's beyond "leetspeek". I can't even understand what the hell these people are saying 75% of the time ( Read more... )

Need ( Read more... )

Yeah... I don't do much aside from read LJ anymore... My friend's list is populated with enough people who I sorta know (and some friends too!!) that I can be entertained reading the backlog of a couple weeks, for an hour or so ( Read more... )