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[littlejohnny]

God wants you to read this:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=4799dedddf3e2cd3101f52c0f2c1f9b8&threadid=2083009

(Thanks, Jenny!)

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[jennybunny]

This is my favorite part:

One paper I got actually had a lot of promise in the beginning. It was about a tornado that destroyed a bird’s nest, and knocked the egg far away. But it was no ordinary egg- it was a phoenix’s egg! The baby hatched, but there was no mother or father to raise it. Luckily, a herd of unicorns walked by and adopted it. Okay, it’s a little hokey, but after 80-something identical stories about going to Six Flags, a little creativity is more than welcome. Well, the phoenix grew up, and he went off to fight the army of dragons with the unicorns. Honestly, he didn’t lose me until he wrote that the unicorns fought using “their sybeams.”
“The battle was ragnarok, and the ethic battle lasted for hours.”