I really am that bored, yes.
Stolen from Brenda Kelly's facebook--there were several questions missing, so I made them up.
1. Initials:
JTG
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Todd Marcott
3. On a scale from one to ten, how awesome are you?
Eleven
4. For or against same sex marriage?
For--legalization, not compulsion.
5. How many quarters can you stack up on your right elbow and then catch in mid-air by whipping your arm around?
My record is thirty-something; I can consistently get twenty or so.
6. Last person you hugged:
Probably either my mom or Adam Barrett.
7. Do you believe in God?
Yes
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
16-ish? I looked at a list and counted up, but for some of them I honestly can't remember.
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
One.
10. Ever lived outside of the US?
I lived in Europe for 10 days.
11. Name something you like physically about yourself.
There isn't anything, really. I'll live, though.
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself:
I think I'm a nice guy.
13. What is your dads name?
Jimmy (not James).
14. Why are you still up?
Why not? Also, I slept from about 3-10 PM today.
15. Who made you angry today?
Nobody, except myself, when I made a mess making mac and cheese.
16. Favorite type of Food:
Italian or Seafood (I'm leaving Brenda's answer here, because it's pretty much brilliant)
17. Favorite holiday:
Christmas or Thanksgiving--I like getting gifts, giving gifts, eating food, and seeing my family.
18. Do you download music?
Yes.
19. What illegal things have you done?
Speeding, running a stop sign, downloading music, stealing prescription medication.
20. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Anywhere at all--I'd just be happy to be having a first date. =P
21. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Technically yes.
22. What's your favorite internet video?
Oh, I've got lots. There's Ass Pennies and My Hands are Bananas, and the How It Should Have Ended videos are pretty great, but pretty much anything by Barats and Bereta wins the prize.
23. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
24. Do you like Bush?
The president or the vulgar term for the female pudendum? Trust me, it makes a difference.
25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
...No.
26. Have you ever white-water rafted?
Nope.
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
No, although I like Brenda's answer, because I think (and hope) she misread the question: "ya, that would be my brother."
28. Do you drink alcohol?
No. Why not? I honestly couldn't tell you.
29. Have you met a real redneck?
Many--including most of my father's side of the family.
30. How is the weather right now?
Cold.
31. What song are you listening to right now?
Stadium Arcadium
32. What is your current fav song?
Something by RHCP--either Stadium Arcadium, Hard to Concentrate, or Make You Feel Better.
33. What was the last movie you watched?
I think it was the Blues Brothers. I love it. I want to be a Blues Brother.
34. Wizard of Oz or Willy Wonka?
Willy Wonka. The old one. Otherwise, the Wizard of Oz. Not that the new Willy Wonka is bad, it's just the worst of the three.
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Doctor's office.
36. What are you afraid of ?
Snakes, large spiders, large dogs (until I get to know them), public speaking, girls
37. How many piercings and tattoos do you have?
Just the prince albert.
38. How many pets do you have?
None.
39. Do you have names picked out for your future children?
I'm not dead set on these, but I like Mark or Christopher for boys. For girls, I really like Emily. If my wife doesn't like it, then, well, too bad, we'll get a divorce. Or she can name the second kid or something.
40. What turns you on?
Girls.
41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I think every time I've been there except once I've gotten the white chocolate mocha.
42. Have you ever fired a gun?
Once on my grandparents' farm (not at any animals), like, 10 years ago.
43. Are you missing someone?
Many people, in fact.
44. Fave TV show:
House, though The West Wing, Scrubs, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report are all up there.
45. Do you have an iPod?
I wish--I'd probably walk to class more often if I did.
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
I get Matt Damon and Edward Norton a lot, but I think I look more like Brad Pitt.
47. whats your mom's name?
Katy (not Katie)--short for Katherine.
48. Who would you like to see right now?
Lots of people, provided they couldn't see me--I'm in my pyjamas and I haven't showered all day.
49. Favorite band of all time?
I've had many, but I'm not sure I have one now. Third Eye Blind, Weezer, Barenaked Ladies, and Red Hot Chili Peppers are all up there.
50. What are you doing right now, besides this survey?
Watching Family Guy, talking to Autumn
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
Yes. Is there anyone alive who hasn't?
52. Are you a little tired of making up new question to replace the gaps in the original survey?
A little bit.
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
Butter.
54. What books are you reading?
Stalking the Riemann Hypothesis: The Quest to Find the Hidden Law of Prime Numbers.
55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Nope.
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Not really closed to, but both my father's grandparents were alive when I was born, and they passed away in the mid-nineties. It's a little unsettling, to be honest, to be nearly 20 years old and still have all four of your grandparents. I don't know what I'll do when they die, but I know they will some day, and probably within the next few years.
57. Do you watch MTV?
No. God, no.
58. What's something that really bugs you?
I don't know--there's nothing in particular that I can think of off the top of my head, but most of you have known me long enough to know what bugs me.
59. Whats your favorite hobby?
...Sleeping?
60. Do you like Michael Jackson?:
A few of his older songs I like. But most of his music, and him as a person, not so much.
61. Favorite sport:
Football to watch, football or volleyball or foosball (it counts) to play.
62. Favorite basketball team:
I guess the OU women's team. They pretty much rule.
63. Favorite cereal:
Fruit Loops
64: What's your favorite Taco Bell?
Probably West Lindsey, but I usually go to the one on East Lindsey, because come on, it's a 30 second drive from my apartment.
65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
I don't remember really, but it's probably around 30 hours.
66. Last time you went bowling:
I don't even remember. Probably sometime last summer. I vaguely remember bowling once or twice then.
67. What do you think of Professor James Anderson, creator of "Trans-Real Arithmetic"?
He's a quack and an idiot, and he should be smacked in the face.
68. Who was your last phone call?
Received: Dad. Dialed: looks like that was also Dad.
69. Last time you were at work:
That's a weird question--it was Tuesday. I work every Monday and Tuesday. Unless you count the lesson I teach at my apartment on Thursday being "at work."
70. What's your favorite state to be in?
Oklahoma? I like being home, because I like to be around my family and friends, but I guess that's somewhat of a cop-out answer. As far as just liking the state itself, I'd have to say Colorado.
1. Initials:
JTG
2. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Todd Marcott
3. On a scale from one to ten, how awesome are you?
Eleven
4. For or against same sex marriage?
For--legalization, not compulsion.
5. How many quarters can you stack up on your right elbow and then catch in mid-air by whipping your arm around?
My record is thirty-something; I can consistently get twenty or so.
6. Last person you hugged:
Probably either my mom or Adam Barrett.
7. Do you believe in God?
Yes
8. How many U.S states have you been to?
16-ish? I looked at a list and counted up, but for some of them I honestly can't remember.
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in?
One.
10. Ever lived outside of the US?
I lived in Europe for 10 days.
11. Name something you like physically about yourself.
There isn't anything, really. I'll live, though.
12. Something non-physical you like about yourself:
I think I'm a nice guy.
13. What is your dads name?
Jimmy (not James).
14. Why are you still up?
Why not? Also, I slept from about 3-10 PM today.
15. Who made you angry today?
Nobody, except myself, when I made a mess making mac and cheese.
16. Favorite type of Food:
Italian or Seafood (I'm leaving Brenda's answer here, because it's pretty much brilliant)
17. Favorite holiday:
Christmas or Thanksgiving--I like getting gifts, giving gifts, eating food, and seeing my family.
18. Do you download music?
Yes.
19. What illegal things have you done?
Speeding, running a stop sign, downloading music, stealing prescription medication.
20. Where would you want to go on a first date?
Anywhere at all--I'd just be happy to be having a first date. =P
21. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
Technically yes.
22. What's your favorite internet video?
Oh, I've got lots. There's Ass Pennies and My Hands are Bananas, and the How It Should Have Ended videos are pretty great, but pretty much anything by Barats and Bereta wins the prize.
23. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
24. Do you like Bush?
The president or the vulgar term for the female pudendum? Trust me, it makes a difference.
25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
...No.
26. Have you ever white-water rafted?
Nope.
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
No, although I like Brenda's answer, because I think (and hope) she misread the question: "ya, that would be my brother."
28. Do you drink alcohol?
No. Why not? I honestly couldn't tell you.
29. Have you met a real redneck?
Many--including most of my father's side of the family.
30. How is the weather right now?
Cold.
31. What song are you listening to right now?
Stadium Arcadium
32. What is your current fav song?
Something by RHCP--either Stadium Arcadium, Hard to Concentrate, or Make You Feel Better.
33. What was the last movie you watched?
I think it was the Blues Brothers. I love it. I want to be a Blues Brother.
34. Wizard of Oz or Willy Wonka?
Willy Wonka. The old one. Otherwise, the Wizard of Oz. Not that the new Willy Wonka is bad, it's just the worst of the three.
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
Doctor's office.
36. What are you afraid of ?
Snakes, large spiders, large dogs (until I get to know them), public speaking, girls
37. How many piercings and tattoos do you have?
Just the prince albert.
38. How many pets do you have?
None.
39. Do you have names picked out for your future children?
I'm not dead set on these, but I like Mark or Christopher for boys. For girls, I really like Emily. If my wife doesn't like it, then, well, too bad, we'll get a divorce. Or she can name the second kid or something.
40. What turns you on?
Girls.
41. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I think every time I've been there except once I've gotten the white chocolate mocha.
42. Have you ever fired a gun?
Once on my grandparents' farm (not at any animals), like, 10 years ago.
43. Are you missing someone?
Many people, in fact.
44. Fave TV show:
House, though The West Wing, Scrubs, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report are all up there.
45. Do you have an iPod?
I wish--I'd probably walk to class more often if I did.
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb?
I get Matt Damon and Edward Norton a lot, but I think I look more like Brad Pitt.
47. whats your mom's name?
Katy (not Katie)--short for Katherine.
48. Who would you like to see right now?
Lots of people, provided they couldn't see me--I'm in my pyjamas and I haven't showered all day.
49. Favorite band of all time?
I've had many, but I'm not sure I have one now. Third Eye Blind, Weezer, Barenaked Ladies, and Red Hot Chili Peppers are all up there.
50. What are you doing right now, besides this survey?
Watching Family Guy, talking to Autumn
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?
Yes. Is there anyone alive who hasn't?
52. Are you a little tired of making up new question to replace the gaps in the original survey?
A little bit.
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
Butter.
54. What books are you reading?
Stalking the Riemann Hypothesis: The Quest to Find the Hidden Law of Prime Numbers.
55. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
Nope.
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
Not really closed to, but both my father's grandparents were alive when I was born, and they passed away in the mid-nineties. It's a little unsettling, to be honest, to be nearly 20 years old and still have all four of your grandparents. I don't know what I'll do when they die, but I know they will some day, and probably within the next few years.
57. Do you watch MTV?
No. God, no.
58. What's something that really bugs you?
I don't know--there's nothing in particular that I can think of off the top of my head, but most of you have known me long enough to know what bugs me.
59. Whats your favorite hobby?
...Sleeping?
60. Do you like Michael Jackson?:
A few of his older songs I like. But most of his music, and him as a person, not so much.
61. Favorite sport:
Football to watch, football or volleyball or foosball (it counts) to play.
62. Favorite basketball team:
I guess the OU women's team. They pretty much rule.
63. Favorite cereal:
Fruit Loops
64: What's your favorite Taco Bell?
Probably West Lindsey, but I usually go to the one on East Lindsey, because come on, it's a 30 second drive from my apartment.
65. What's the longest time you've gone without sleep?
I don't remember really, but it's probably around 30 hours.
66. Last time you went bowling:
I don't even remember. Probably sometime last summer. I vaguely remember bowling once or twice then.
67. What do you think of Professor James Anderson, creator of "Trans-Real Arithmetic"?
He's a quack and an idiot, and he should be smacked in the face.
68. Who was your last phone call?
Received: Dad. Dialed: looks like that was also Dad.
69. Last time you were at work:
That's a weird question--it was Tuesday. I work every Monday and Tuesday. Unless you count the lesson I teach at my apartment on Thursday being "at work."
70. What's your favorite state to be in?
Oklahoma? I like being home, because I like to be around my family and friends, but I guess that's somewhat of a cop-out answer. As far as just liking the state itself, I'd have to say Colorado.