I wasn't as sleepy as I thought when I started to go to bed, so I watched Eurotrip on HBO. It was sickeningly entertaining and entertainingly sickening. Lots of nudity, too. Which is, uh, always a plus, I guess. And, uh, the girl that plays Jenny is hot. Like, dang, bro, seriously ( Read more... )

Oh, I almost forgot! I saw Caitlin and Anamaria at Borders last night. It made me happy: I did a jig.

"Please do not attempt an explosive decapitation using haircare products at home."

Goodbye, Blue. You always been good to me.

I think bicycle companies could really hike up their prices if they advertised their products as having double-gyroscope stability technology.

"Wow, Mountain Man, this is fun."
"Nature is fun."
"Like boobs?"
"But it can also be dangerous."
"Like fire-boobs?"

I'm going to bed. Find me interesting!

I think I found Patrick Conlon's sister on Facebook, and what's more, I think she knows my brother.

Madness!

What you should know is that the new System of a Down CD is inordinately awesome.

I was going to make a big long post, but I didn't feel like it. Oh well, your loss.