-I am exhausted. Last night before bed the dog started barking at something in the living room and I flipped out. The house is away from the main road and has a long driveway so it’s not like people would just be walking by. My imagination is pretty vivid so I immediately thought there was someone outside who wanted to kill me. I did what any ( Read more... )

*Me and my Llama, me and my Llama, going to the dentist today. I would kill to find a copy of that segment ( Read more... )

annade is coming to visit in less than a month! WOOOHOOOOO! She booked her tickets today! I am so excited! I have been doing a little dance ever since I got her email!

Yay for vistors!

Did anyone watch that one hit wonder’s show on NBC last night? I may not have gotten embarrassing celeb moments on Dancing with the Stars, but last night sure made up for it. It was like Karaoke night. Poor, poor Loverboy and Flock of Seagulls. Time has not been kind to you. However, Arrested Development were really good, and I was quite ( Read more... )

Ok, I need to change the station on my alarm. Waking up to song about oral sex EVERY morning is starting to get ridiculous ( Read more... )

Like others, I am incredibly excited to watch "Dancing with the Stars". I don't like dancing, nor have I ever been a fan of reality shows featuring B-list celebrities, but the bizarre cast of characters just screams "Train Wreck". I love watching train wrecks, as long as no one dies. From what I hear, all walk off the show alive with all limbs ( Read more... )

The weather was perfect last night. It was warm, but a slight breeze was constant, keeping all of the dancing people at Forsyth Park cool. Even the pesky bugs decided to take a night off and enjoy the buoyant beats of Mr. James Brown and his incredible band. The mixture of people at the park reminded me of why I love Savannah. Art college grads ( Read more... )

There was a gigantic roach in MY bedroom this morning. We don’t get roaches upstairs! Especially not in my bedroom. And this wasn’t a bitty roach either. This was big Mutherfucka roach. I've seen smaller cell phones. Of course, I can’t smush it because a) the crunch and b) they squirt, so I got the Raid and poisoned the sucker to death. He ( Read more... )

http://www.nickclassics.com/store/

Oh holy crap. Screw the shopping spree when I reach 30 lbs. I am buying the 8 disc "Hey Dude" DVD set.

I love being such a loser!

My baby sister is graduating from High School tonight. I feel rather old.
Yesterday I was behind a pick-up with a sign that said “Friends Don’t let Friends Drive Ford’s” . At first I was mildly offended because I drive a Ford, however it was free so it’s not like I have a Ford obsession or anything. But then I was confused as I realized the ( Read more... )