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[littlelawngnome]

I have 2 exboyfriends.

One is obese. And an alocholic who likes his women cheap and easy.

The other one, also my first boyfriend, recently came out of the closet.

Did I miss something?
:(

Gentleman please... tell me your flaws before I date you.
Especially if you arent even into girls.

Thank you.
Tina DiAntonio

Comments

[smashley88]

in that case, sorry, I'm into guys. I shoulda told you sooner.

...what?

[smashley88]

she's taken, sorry

sex sex sex

Who?

[anonymous]

Is the gay one the football player?

Re: Who?

[nakedmarmar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I love you, anonymous poster! Male or female.

Tina, if there's anything I've learned from being at Smith for a year, it's that sexuality is more complicated than I originally thought. I've seen people in my house who have never even thought of kissing a girl before become lesbian or bisexual. Now, to me the only logical thing to conclude is that he searched for all these years trying to find a woman who could match your beauty, charm, and wit, and failed miserably, so he had to turn to men. It makes sense.

Re: Who?

[anonymous]

Maria, you actually know who I am. But I'm not going to say...

Anyway, that was a nice thing to say to Tina. From what I read in her journal, she puts up with a lot of shit and doesn't get the right amount of credit. Good for you and for her.

Re: Who?

[nakedmarmar]

who are you? And how do you know my name? OH THE LIVEJOURNAL DRAMA!!

[anonymous]

Actually it is mike longaro...

[anonymous]

Tina's first boyfriend was that theater kid that Maria Moskwa made such a big stink about? Or am I really mixing up people here?

In any event, this is one of the only reasons I will go to my high school reunion. I want to see what the fuck happened to everybody, but not necessarily in a nice way.