I will not hold you accountable for sitting comatose in the back of my car while me and meg preceded to die in the presence of scary spider. I will, however, remind you that if you ever need to pull the car over because there's a scary clown crawling across your dash, I will not be available to help you smush him.
May I remind you that I was the one that handed you a piece of paper in the midst of your freak-out sesh, and then calmed you down by convincing you that the spider was well and smushed, being as how his guts held him to aforementioned dash for several seconds before giving way, allowing him to fall to a tragic death.
Love, Tina
PS. If at any time there is a clown crawling across my dash, you, me nor jesus is going to help. That clown is going to stab us in the face.
may I remind YOU that I never found aforementioned spider after I smushed him? and then the following day I found a web stringing from my steering wheel to the window? atleast clowns don't string webs.
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I will not hold you accountable for sitting comatose in the back of my car while me and meg preceded to die in the presence of scary spider. I will, however, remind you that if you ever need to pull the car over because there's a scary clown crawling across your dash, I will not be available to help you smush him.
love,
smashies
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Love, Tina
PS. If at any time there is a clown crawling across my dash, you, me nor jesus is going to help. That clown is going to stab us in the face.
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love,
smashles
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