Taboo
Stole a meme off ryde
SOOOO FUNNY
Taboo Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
28th May 2011
Best Album:
'Linelike Vera' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Thirsted Cadi Panders' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 1st September 2010.)
Records Sold:
89,547,429 in total (10,155,590 albums, 79,391,839 singles).
Reputation:
Bigger Than Jesus
Groupies:
fluteangel has been arrested on around 16 different occasions for stalking littleliarx3. littleliarx3 is now on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Taboo Member Profiles
xkokuux
Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic xkokuux's vocal talent is one Taboo's' strongest assets.
yayapocolypse
Although prone to the odd bum note onstage, yayapocolypse more than compensates for this through their cool temprament and professionalism.
smosthedog
When smosthedog started out in Jun 2005 they couldn't handle any more than 2 strings at a time, now after a long period of dedicated practice smosthedog is finally beginning to master the bass.
littleliarx3
littleliarx3 manages to compensate for a lack of natural musical talent through a unique and constantly evolving approach to percussion.
ehtoanokuso
ehtoanokuso lacks self confidence which subsequently inhibits their on-stage performance. They often complain about feeling left out of the group.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
24
Surfier
Jul 2005
19
Wifely Tzaritza Cradlers Rectus
Sep 2005
17
Refusing Larynges Model Pouching Ultra Bellwort
Nov 2005
19
Crabby Resining Tuneable Ligulate Spoofs
Dec 2005
8
Tsuba
Dec 2006
3
Tents Kobo Molies Jackass
Mar 2007
2
Rehashed Frena Recoal Primos Atrophy
Jun 2007
1
Inshore Peakish
Sep 2008
2
Roil Narwhale Flokatis
Nov 2008
1
Jurist Ordines Cupels Perches
Feb 2009
1
Stowp
Mar 2010
1
Rosiest
Apr 2010
1
Irenical Kickers Hearken Nonowner Mandril
Jun 2010
2
Thirsted Cadi Panders
Sep 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Prestige
Jun 2005
15
Linelike Vera
Nov 2006
1
Pygmyish Jigaboo
Aug 2008
1
Repine Cymbling Corrodes Cacklers Restoked Bronc
Dec 2009
northern ireland's worst
Taboo Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
12th June 2008
Best Album:
'Ditsiest Unaus Sered Tetrads Gawkies Breasted' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Pattered Crooned Raffled' 6/10 in the NME
Records Sold:
276,943 in total (81,686 albums, 195,257 singles).
Reputation:
Regional
Groupies:
surrel has the remarkable tendancy to come on tour more than a lifetime of roadies.
Taboo Member Profiles
xkokuux
Although they had their moments (which admittedly were few and far between), xkokuux is generally
regarded as a piss-poor vocalist.
yayapocolypse
If you take Johnny Marr, chop off all but one of his fingers with a guillotine, beat him over the head with a baseball bat for an hour then you will have a brain damaged squealing vegetable of a man who is on par in terms of guitaring talent as yayapocolypse.
smosthedog
smosthedog would perform much better onstage if they concentrated on playing the songs rather than focusing solely on twatting audience members over the head with their instrument.
littleliarx3
littleliarx3 possesses approximately 30% less musical talent than the average cumshot.
ehtoanokuso
During live gigs ehtoanokuso specialises in masterbating during instrumental breaks and then coming in late for their part. It is safe to say that by the end of the concert that the keyboard is always sticky.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
34
Lagunas
Jul 2005
34
Ingrate Dyspneal Sickened Mandated
Sep 2005
21
Miaoued Range Kinged
Nov 2005
17
Faddists Vendible Recopies
Mar 2007
14
Pattered Crooned Raffled
May 2007
15
Pledger Simnel
Jun 2007
8
Ataghan Fossa
Sep 2007
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
52
Breams Stipend Zincing Kashmirs Remittal
Jun 2005
21
Ditsiest Unaus Sered Tetrads Gawkies Breasted
Feb 2007
northern ireland's worst
Hahahaha XD Used people I knew IRL
SOOOO FUNNY
Taboo Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
28th May 2011
Best Album:
'Linelike Vera' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Thirsted Cadi Panders' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 1st September 2010.)
Records Sold:
89,547,429 in total (10,155,590 albums, 79,391,839 singles).
Reputation:
Bigger Than Jesus
Groupies:
fluteangel has been arrested on around 16 different occasions for stalking littleliarx3. littleliarx3 is now on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Taboo Member Profiles
xkokuux
Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic xkokuux's vocal talent is one Taboo's' strongest assets.
yayapocolypse
Although prone to the odd bum note onstage, yayapocolypse more than compensates for this through their cool temprament and professionalism.
smosthedog
When smosthedog started out in Jun 2005 they couldn't handle any more than 2 strings at a time, now after a long period of dedicated practice smosthedog is finally beginning to master the bass.
littleliarx3
littleliarx3 manages to compensate for a lack of natural musical talent through a unique and constantly evolving approach to percussion.
ehtoanokuso
ehtoanokuso lacks self confidence which subsequently inhibits their on-stage performance. They often complain about feeling left out of the group.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
24
Surfier
Jul 2005
19
Wifely Tzaritza Cradlers Rectus
Sep 2005
17
Refusing Larynges Model Pouching Ultra Bellwort
Nov 2005
19
Crabby Resining Tuneable Ligulate Spoofs
Dec 2005
8
Tsuba
Dec 2006
3
Tents Kobo Molies Jackass
Mar 2007
2
Rehashed Frena Recoal Primos Atrophy
Jun 2007
1
Inshore Peakish
Sep 2008
2
Roil Narwhale Flokatis
Nov 2008
1
Jurist Ordines Cupels Perches
Feb 2009
1
Stowp
Mar 2010
1
Rosiest
Apr 2010
1
Irenical Kickers Hearken Nonowner Mandril
Jun 2010
2
Thirsted Cadi Panders
Sep 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Prestige
Jun 2005
15
Linelike Vera
Nov 2006
1
Pygmyish Jigaboo
Aug 2008
1
Repine Cymbling Corrodes Cacklers Restoked Bronc
Dec 2009
northern ireland's worst
Taboo Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
12th June 2008
Best Album:
'Ditsiest Unaus Sered Tetrads Gawkies Breasted' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Pattered Crooned Raffled' 6/10 in the NME
Records Sold:
276,943 in total (81,686 albums, 195,257 singles).
Reputation:
Regional
Groupies:
surrel has the remarkable tendancy to come on tour more than a lifetime of roadies.
Taboo Member Profiles
xkokuux
Although they had their moments (which admittedly were few and far between), xkokuux is generally
regarded as a piss-poor vocalist.
yayapocolypse
If you take Johnny Marr, chop off all but one of his fingers with a guillotine, beat him over the head with a baseball bat for an hour then you will have a brain damaged squealing vegetable of a man who is on par in terms of guitaring talent as yayapocolypse.
smosthedog
smosthedog would perform much better onstage if they concentrated on playing the songs rather than focusing solely on twatting audience members over the head with their instrument.
littleliarx3
littleliarx3 possesses approximately 30% less musical talent than the average cumshot.
ehtoanokuso
During live gigs ehtoanokuso specialises in masterbating during instrumental breaks and then coming in late for their part. It is safe to say that by the end of the concert that the keyboard is always sticky.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
34
Lagunas
Jul 2005
34
Ingrate Dyspneal Sickened Mandated
Sep 2005
21
Miaoued Range Kinged
Nov 2005
17
Faddists Vendible Recopies
Mar 2007
14
Pattered Crooned Raffled
May 2007
15
Pledger Simnel
Jun 2007
8
Ataghan Fossa
Sep 2007
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
52
Breams Stipend Zincing Kashmirs Remittal
Jun 2005
21
Ditsiest Unaus Sered Tetrads Gawkies Breasted
Feb 2007
northern ireland's worst
Hahahaha XD Used people I knew IRL