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[littlemisslis]

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl: *hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

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Comments

[lxaxmxf]

Why were there two people on a bike, with only one helmet?

[beeflow]

why do some people choose not to wear seatbelts?, same ish.

[theadamfactor]

that's dumb...why didnt he just keep driving until his bike ran out of gas.

[idle_a_while]

oh wow i never thought of that.

[x_xdangerx_x]

Fuck you all. I thought that was really sweet :(