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[littlemochatree]

Spring break is almost over and I had a whole list of things I wanted to do, but to no avail. I played video games most of the time and then I went to see There Will Be Blood at the dollar theater. The dollar theater smells like pee and artificial popcorn butter, and there is always candy and other miscellaneous substances stuck to the screen. It's

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[avalon208]

Belle and Cinderella married princes, thus making them princesses. You are just against social mobility. Stop trying to drag us down with you.

[littlemochatree]

As if a prince would really marry an inventor's daughter. Especially a prince who was so profoundly douche-y that a fairy turned him into a giant bear-lion. That is such an unrealistic portrayal of class-jumping.

[avalon208]

Don't you know that if you bring shame and dishonor on your family (for example, being turned into a giant bear-lion), you marriage prospects are toast? You pretty much just have to settle for the next singing inventors daughter with wide eyes who comes along. Leave class-jumping to the professionals.

[littlemochatree]

Okay, but what family, huh? And on that note, the more I think about it, the more I hold the Beast's alleged nobility in question. In what capacity did he rule? What laws did he enact? The Ripping Shit Up In Anger Act of 1756? The Being A Dickhole Act of 1754?