mid mild trip right now. not on anything, i can trip all by myself. and i want to be a dragon... fuck, sit still.. no not u reality.

I never really update this thing anymore do i? erm.. catch up. had a boy friend. don't. have a job, leave in july. i'm a receptionist, at least thats what they tell me. i'm too shy and need to do something about that, spent last night bein groped by lesbians. baaad lesbians. going to america in august, leave on the second to NY, then ( Read more... )

ok, to everyone who knows me in real life a question. Do i seem shy to you and do you think im shy? that is two seperate questions by the way. go on, help me out, im curious.

I passed my driving theory test.

"If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then screw them until both of you are senseless and unable to screw anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal."

just never understand.

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just a reminder of how much you all miss me. except you, yes we all know you don't miss me. but the rest of you, and don't try to deny it.

ok, i need your help people. Who can tell me what we, the english, spoke before the roman invasion?

So here’s the deal. My life sucks. And that's not even hyperbole. I mean perspective and all, it doesn’t suck as much as a lot of peoples lives. It's not great tragedy worthy of soap opera drama, Jerry Springer and medication. But still. I need to do something about it. I suppose it's a good thing that I can still do something to make it ( Read more... )