how much easier things would be without the stupid need for food and sleep

this morning i consider the two poems i haven't written and the presentation i'm not ready to give and then quietly skip poetry class. i sit under a tree with a book for an hour and the sun immediately whips red my cheeks and scoop of chest. at 12:30, as poetry is letting out, some stupidity compels me to the pit. of course, within 10 minutes, ( Read more... )

i went swimming last night in the lane next to the swim club and every time i looked over some girl was pretending to be a dolphin and was doing that stick your ass out of the water and then let it sink and then splash with your feet like flippers and half of me wanted to go over to her swim club lane and roll a boulder on top of her, and the other ( Read more... )

Awake with the intense heat of the room weighing upon my moist limbs, hanging at my lashes like the blood from a battlewound, a gash slashed into the gut in a moment of blind rage, of anger of lust of boredom. With life's misery hugging my neck, I rise. Outside I can hear Quasimodo's wail under the clanging of the bells, a wail more painful than ( Read more... )

i'd like to tell you that, after having tried most of them, i've found the best non-alcoholic drink. i may or may not tell you what it is ( Read more... )

also, lately, every time i pass through the security gates in the library i imagine them going off and am sortof relieved that they don't (not that they have any reason to, let's not get the wrong ideas about helen and her ethics)

where ARE you winter storm '05?!

do you know WHY progresso new england clam chowder is 99% fat free? because it is 99% EVERYTHING free and i just ate a whole can of celery and cornstarch'd skim milk, basically

I"M STUCK IN 1995

i've said it before, but: mayonaisse, guaranteed, will fuck up anything if you give it the chance. see also: roast beef sandwich i ordered tonight and would have loved had it not been for the shit they drenched it in ( Read more... )