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ok, so I'm in the lower east side american apparel.
this 300 lb. woman wearing a bright blue sweat suit walks up to me and gives me this stare like she's getting impatient.

Her: "Uh, doyoo have any dresess in *points to her sweat suit*, yano, this color??"
Me: "...? I...don't work here?"
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So this british guy walks right up to me in new york while in urban outfitters.
Guy:*stares at me for like 10 seconds* "You work 'ere, mate?"
Me:"...no...?"
Guy:"OH!...sorray."
Needless to say, I hate urban outfitters even more.

I swear I'll get out of this stupid cycle of nothing.
I swear, if it's the last thing I do.

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So tomorrow I'm going to the plain/barren parts of Pennsylvania.

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