I saw Prometheus.
So you want to be part a Weyland-Yutani scientific expedition? Well, as one of the largest, most successful corporations on the planet, Weland-Yutani can't hire just anyone. Only the brightest and the best can be picked for such important field assignments. Complete the following questionnaire to see if you have what it takes:
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7. To establish your sciencey scientist credentials - what comes out of exhaust pipes that kills you?
(a) carbon dioxide
(b) DUDE. STUFF.
or
(c) that'll be carbon monoxide you're thinking of
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Also -
8. Two of your team are stranded. You've just picked up an unknown life-form near their location on your monitors. Do you -
(a) Continue to keep an eye on them so you can advise them. Safety first!
(b) Delegate, to ensure someone is watching over them at all times
or
(c) leave the monitors completely unattended so you can have hot space-sex with a corporate ice-queen. Hey, it's not your fault, it's Charlize Theron!
Seriously, I just couldn't care when any of these people died because they were so very, very dumb. The script was just a mess. I mean, with Damon Lindelof involved, I shouldn't really be surprised. Didn't he write something else full of mysteries that never get solved? Something about a plane crash and a bunch of people who are Lost?
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