in the past three days, i have found a total of $31 in my jeans pockets. so, my tip of today is...check your jean pockets. you may become $31 richer.

also, i love the shins. ♥

and the tip of the day is...do not take kendall roark's sociology 101 at drexel.

today, i worked my first ten hour king tut shift. and i'm tiiireedd. and now i have to write a paper. faaantastic.

bah, second saturday night in a row spent in the library ( Read more... )

do not sneeze in downward-facing dog position if you can help it. it is not pleasant.

has anyone gone to type in "livejournal" and accidentally typed in "licejournal" instead? because i just did, and it was hi-larious.

there are no words to explain exactly how much i don't want to go to sociology class right now. except for maybe "not at allllllllll." okay never mind, i guess there are words.

sarah: do you have an audio ticket?
guy: no. but if i tell you that you are lovely and perfect and probably the only reason half of the people come here, do i get a
discount?
:::awkward pause:::
sarah: (awkward laugh) no. nice try, though.

remember in elementary school when everyone would bring in those little valentines and hand them out and you'd have a party in every class and have cupcakes and lollipops? hehe, that was fun ( Read more... )

so my eye is bright pink and itchy like no other. so basically, the king tut crowd is going to love me today. everybody likes getting audio tours from someone who has a pink zombie eye.

today i was a genius and got a shower before going to work. upon arrival, my bun was frozen.