It truly is a different world

[littlewanker]

I don't know yet what I'll do for my kitten's healthcare.  PetsMart gave me a certificate for a free wellness exam in their in-store vet clinic, so of course I took advantage of that.  What I didn't know was that they would try and stick it to me with all these other suggested tests and a "wellness plan" that would end up costing me several hundred

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[samallison]

lmao. The idea of you getting cat shit in the mail is hilarious, but what's even funnier is that I can actually picture this happening. Maybe that should make me worry instead of laughing.

[littlewanker]

Oh, not just cats, my friend, but dogs, goats, horses...my poop market will be open to everyone! Imagine the benefit to everyone of having a low-cost mail-in fecal test. I'll be like the Netflix of worm checks.

[samallison]

ROFL. That's just awesome Becky. When I get my own pet, you will be the only one I will fully trust to check his/her poop for the best cost. You'll need a catchy name though like Netflix... like... hmmm...Netshit?

[littlewanker]

Or even better, "Shitflix."

[support_wyoming]

Haha, the poop trade. It must be nice knowing the inside scoop about what those tests entail and how important they are. Not that I'm going to send you stool, but send me your new address. You didn't send me any change of address cards!