S--Owner has noticed plethora of problems in their puppy which has been pitifully inbred.
O--Upon examination, puppy was revealed, in fact, to have everything wrong with it.
A--This puppy is a dead puppy. Fleas are the least of your worries, my friend.
P--Tell owner to sod off and stop encouraging the breeding of animals with congenital maladies.
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