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[littlewashu]

My legs are covered with scratches (from green briar) and poison ivy rashes and itchy bug bites and it was cute at first because "it's summer! I'm a kid! It's proof I'm having fun!" But it's getting pretty old and I would like to stop itching now please.

In the shower in the morning they all get, like, re-itchied when I loofa my legs. It's

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[hydrozoa]

wow, i haven't thought about loofahs in forever. do they still make those? i desperately want one now.

[littlewashu]

Aw man, it ain't even a loofah, it's one of those plastic mesh poofs. I am not sure why I said loofah (or spelled it wrong,) I guess I just like saying it. Or maybe because poof isn't a verb (in this context.)