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[littlewhitedude]

Last night I had I dream that I blew a hot buff guy with an 8" uncut cock AND Apple came out with a new 32GB iPhone that was all metal.

Best. Dream. Ever.

That is all.

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[curt_tone]

i cant even decide what part made you happier
LOLERSKATES

[littlewhitedude]

The uncut cock fo sho

[noodlesandbeef]

Wow, I came.

[littlewhitedude]

and I found out in the morning that I did too ;)

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[littlewhitedude]

actually I didn't fap fap fap before I went to bed, I think that's why I had such an awesome dream. I usually jerk off before bed, and whenever I have a "sex" dream something always goes wrong before I ever get the dude naked. But last night I just passed out after reading an article about the iPhone, so apparently my mind thought uncut dicks and iPhones would be an awesome thing to dream about.

[curt_tone]

is that really the noise a penis make when you jerk it?
thats kinda hilarious