I just became beer pong champion of the world and Nikki is in bed reading her Bible. Like, what is this. What the fuck, is, this.

Dave got arrested at Mifflin today. And according to facebook pictures, perhaps a few more of my pals. HurRAY ( Read more... )

I copied Devin and looked at what I was writing about last year this week. All I have to say is holy shit, the DRAMA ( Read more... )

I think I'm ready to end this year and go home. Well, get hammered, go to Mifflin block party, and then come home. Because I have done enough mother FUCKING work this year, e-nough. I called Margaret from the Arizona trip tonight, twice, and she didn't call me back, which was a punch in the ego face. I want to spend more time with them but the year ( Read more... )

Minneapolis is cool ( Read more... )

It's going to be 80 degrees tomorrow. Just to let you know ( Read more... )

I need a summer job. Like WHOA ( Read more... )

1. outdrinking Sergio, our 33 year old guide ( Read more... )

ohmyfuckinggod. greatestspringbreakever. haventshoweredorsleptinthreedays. iloveeverything. exceptschool.

SPRING BREAK ARIZONA. GAAAHH!!!! saving the world one vacation at a time. i thought sleeping on the floor of a church meeting room last spring break was hardcore, now i'm friggen camping out in the mountains. ooooooooooh i'm so excited!!!