Comments | littlezen: That phrase just sets me off.

littlezen

That phrase just sets me off.

Apr 02, 2008 04:55

Handmade is the new dot com. Buy some cardstock and a ball of yarn. Set up an Etsy site or buy a web domain. Deem yourself someone of unique vision. Call yourself an artist. Soon you will be able to work from home, wait make that a mansion, oh no... better make that a loft because your artist cred and ever expanding ego will require all the open ( Read more... )

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firni April 2 2008, 14:56:37 UTC

I found a clump of kitty litter that looked like the virgin Mary.

WILL SELL ON EBAY ALONG WITH SWEATERS I MADE FROM PUBIC HAIR

littlezen April 2 2008, 18:45:15 UTC

I hope you understand that I spent ten years knitting my pubic hair into sweaters with the local craftsmen of GarFezasken, if you charge a penny less than two thousand dollars per sweater you will undercut me and destroy the publics perception of the value of public hair sweaters. I am still confident that true patrons of the arts and artists will respect my work though. I mean, my sweaters do tend to shed but they remain true to artistic integrity by carrying the remnants of all my STDs with them. THEY HAVE A MEANING. THEY MAKE A POINT.

And the cat litter thing is just gross. DIAF!!!!

firni April 2 2008, 18:59:22 UTC

I will send to you as a Memorial Day gift!

The cat litter, not my VALUABLE SWEATERS

littlezen April 2 2008, 19:12:45 UTC

My cat can shit better Virgin Marys than yours can.

yesca April 2 2008, 18:51:23 UTC

I'm going to sell my bracelets at the Paseo Arts Festival this year. Even though I put at least 2 hours into each one, I know I will have to sell them for less than they are really worth. People suck.

Experiment time! littlezen April 2 2008, 19:11:37 UTC

Mark some cheaper and then mark some at what they really worth. Name the more expensive ones Karma bracelets and pledge that 10% of all profits will help need hunger somewhere.

But yes... people do suck.

Oh!!!! Label the cheaper ones Yesca'a Sweatshop Goodies and include a fact sheet on sweatshops around the world for fun and giggles. I bet that would sell like hotcakes, actually.

Re: Experiment time! yesca April 2 2008, 19:15:40 UTC

Hahahaha, I love you.

Re: Experiment time! littlezen April 3 2008, 08:29:24 UTC

Love you too, bb!

un_crayon_rouge April 2 2008, 19:49:51 UTC

I know I am not the first to say this, but: I love you intensely.

littlezen April 3 2008, 08:32:29 UTC

Actually, darlin'... you are. With those exact words anyway. You got to be a first today, and so did I. How cool is that?

PREACH\ popartagenda April 3 2008, 19:12:36 UTC

hahahaha loves it