spring break made me really happy.
i need to do that again.

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing ( Read more... )

one of my brothers best friends was in a skydiving accident yesterday. he is a professional jumper and was attempting a high performance landing and instead smacked the ground out of a high speed turn. broken femur. broken eye socket. im sure a list of other things ( Read more... )

recent text messages that have made me lol and/or smile ( Read more... )

he called :)

me: "amanda says i get angry too easily!"
the princess: "and this makes you...angry?"

bah...i hate it when my bff points out the obvious.
it makes me...ANGRY!

predictive texting makes me feel like im in a bad relationship.
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM THINKING! STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY THUMBS BITCH!

validation. acceptance. love. understanding ( Read more... )

one of these days i will have money. lots and lots of money. so much money that i will blow my nose with hamiltons like its nothing.

until that day i will be poor...like today.

1. do not share a bed with a horny boy if you do not intend to have sex with him ( Read more... )