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[liveformymusic]

You can get farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. But if you've got the gun and the kind word *and* you've got a big tray of nice, crisp bacon to pass around, man, you can pretty much write your own ticket.

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[enfleshed_ramen]

*shrugs* i'd get far enough with the bacon...and maybe some toast? yes. toast would be nice<3

[afiendunholy]

LMAO!!!!! you make me glad Jordan....