Blimey..I just nearly choked on my lunchtime Jaffa Cake. Apparently the Government,bless their little cotton socks, now wish to introduce a "National Britain Day" to reinforce our community spirit and sense of belonging to this green and pleasant land!!!!  Hang on a minute,I thought that the last two decades were an exercise in deconstructing ANY ( Read more... )

I agree with everyone..the Olympic logo is well dodgy.For a start it's cerise....that nearly pink surely! I can understand that the executive decision ruled against red,white and blue...far too patriotic....but cerise,and a yukky cerise at that! Maybe our brave athletes will have to wear cerise tracksuits instead of the usual ones.Maybe the whole ( Read more... )

I started my Livejournal to rid my head of clutter.This appears to be working.Conversely, my head is now cluttered with thoughts about Livejournal itself. Why else am I doing it for example? Why not buy a diary and a biro,write it, and then hide it under my bed in the traditional manner? Hmm.No doubt this thought has occured to you more experienced ( Read more... )

Today I had booked a handyman to come around and do some stuff around the house.I dutifully stayed in all day, but he didn't show up or return calls.....arrrgg...that's hardly fair is it ( Read more... )

This morning I went to the St.Giles gallery in Norwich to see an exhibition of hitherto unseen Beatles photographs.No doubt the exhibition has been to London already and it was celebrating the 40th anniversary of Sgt.Pepper.The shots were of the band in Abbey Road studios....they were similar to other collections,but hey,any new Beatles pic is ( Read more... )

So here we are...the sacred first post.Does it stick in your mind like your first day at school or your first bonk? I wonder. I fear that if I analyze this too much I might succumb to "writers block".....which would hardly be useful,as well as being something of a record. The First Post however is surely pivotal and presents several unique problems ( Read more... )