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Whew, so I found out today I'm not pregnant, which is a huge relief. I celebrated by buying some bleach and a knee brace. Oh and some sushi which was totally gross and small. I don't mind small quality portions, but when the sushi blows and is tiny, that's just an all around loser right there. I just got some new balance trail climbing shoes for
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You can use your bleach, knee brace and mountain shoes for when you actually do get pregnant. Put the knee brace on for when you have to squeeze, give the mountain shoes to the doctor so she doesn't slip and fall, and use the bleach to wash away all the red stuff after the baby comes out! And you can eat the sushi during the delivery.
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