Vacation, all I ever wanted

[livenudegirl]

So why is it when you move to someplace that you love to vacation, all of a sudden it seems like a terrifying prospect? I suspect it is because on vacation you notice the beach, the sky, the azure blue water. In real life you need to notice the DMV, the hospital, and the best septic service in town

Comments

lintiness

[poortom9]

Perhaps you could make a replica of Devil's Mountain in your backyard with all the lint and detritus and cast-away-ables? Try not to hum the "Close Encounters" theme when you do so. Drat! I mean, don't picture Abraham Lincoln! Drat...

(Congratulations, by the way. Very exciting, underneath the My Little Pony-induced dementia.)